You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

For a very awesome person.

1. Salt. Buy lots of that shit.
 
2. Deans boobs are real.
 
3. God is not on any flat-bread.
 
4. Don't forget the pie. Cake is not pie, do not buy the cake.
 
5. It would probably be a good idea to carry around some holy water.
 
6. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his pie hole.
 
7. Dean is batman.
 
8. The difference between “Protection against demon” salt and “Ooops I dropped the popcorn” salt.
 
9. Jasmine is a stripper name.
 
10. When humans really, really want something... we lie. That's how you become president.
 
11. Long pig is the word of the day.
 
12. It's easy to confuse reality and porn.
 
13. Salt.
 
14. Crazy works. Just pull down your pants and yell “Pudding!”.
 
15. Dean flicks his bic for Crowley.
 
16. Cas learned everything from the Pizza Man.
 
17. Dean pizza rolled Tinkerbell.
 
18. Cas is the Hamburgular.
 
19. Stock up on salt.
 
20. Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Years or else you might get flayed by a hooker from God.
 
21. Never play Bloody Mary.
 
22. PA's are kinda like slaves.
 
23. Criss Angel is a douche bag.
 
24. Cat's hiding in lockers are scary.
 
25. Don't pick up pretty hitch hikers!
 
26. Demons I get, people are crazy.
 
27. Always carry paperclips, just in case.
 
28. If you're gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
 
29. Don't shoot people in public.
 
30. Everyone has skeletons in their closets, both literal and figurative.
 
31. Dean Winchester is an Aquarius. He enjoys
sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women.
 
32. Go buy more salt.
 

 
And that's all I can think of right now. Maybe I should have added more serious lessons... Meh, maybe later.

(NOTE: Check out the song!)
 
First I must complain about my wrist... IT FLIPPIN' HURTS. You know that uncomfortable feeling you get right before one of your joints crack? It feels like that. I can't really twist it :/ And my hand cramps if I try to lift my pinky and ring finger. I think it's from tumbling.
 
On Tumblr :) ...a lot. Yeah...
 

OKAY. Done whining now.
 
BUT MY FEELINGS HURT MORE THAN MY WRIST.
 
I've started watching Supernatural and I just... asdljjslk. So much emotion.
 
SO MUCH EMOTION.
My heart can't take this TT_TT Guys... honestly, it's such a great show. If you haven't already, you need to go watch it!
 
Wanna know how good it is? I'm actually going to buy the series on DVD. That's how good it is.
 
Go watch it.
Seriously.

I'm lonely.
Hm.
 
Ah, well, that's nothing new.

Sup, dawgs? X3
 

I forgot to mention that my birthday was last month! September 6th.
 
It was a boring birthday. Kinda crappy, actually.
 
But on the up side I am... eh... well, I'm closer to getting my drivers licence. That counts for something, right? 15, baby!
 
This girl needs a licence and a car. SOON.
 
Why? BECAUSE I WANT A JOB! I need money $_$
 
I help out at my parents store sometimes, but I swear to you that place is haunted.
 
BUT ANYWAY.
JOB.
NEEDED.
 
I wonder if there is a comic book store around... or if that one book store is hiring.
 

Meh, doesn't matter right now.
 
I can't even babysit because I have no way of getting anywhere WITHOUT A LICENCE. Grrr.
 

Plus there's the whole "overprotective parents" thing. Boo.